Can you take a bullet for the soon to be President of the United States of America?!
Crush Online is an indie-adventure game made by Game Developer X. Play as Dick “Rock-Hard” Johnson a bulletproof man, the best bodyguard money can buy. He is sworn to protect the most hated presidential candidate of all time Ronald Rump. It is your American duty to protect, serve, and live by the mighty dollar, because money is the only true sign of someone’s worth. You need to leap, flip, fling, roll, and many other verbs to get in between Rump and certain death. YOU BETTER SAVE THE MAN OR YOU DON’T GET THE MONEY!
|Release Date: 10 October, 2016|
Developer: Game Developer X
Publisher: Game Developer X
Genre: Adventure, Indie, Simulation
|Minimum Specifications |
OS: Win 7
|Recommended Specifications |
OS: Win 10 64
- Over 50 Assassination Attempts! – You need to overcome 50 challenging assassination attempts from a unworldly threat.
- Rock hard body destruction – Not only can you bounce bullets off of your body but you can destroy structures with just flinging yourself into them!
- Pro Rasslin Challenges – Can you drop an elbow or headbutt on the presidential candidate?
- Globe Trotting Adventure – Follow Rump during his presidential campaign and visit many different locations around the world.
Have you ever dreamed of protecting our lord and savior, Daddy Rump? Play as his bodyguard with the ability to slow down time and eat a bullet without dying. With a short 10 levels and a few more bonus levels, this game offers near an hour or two of absolute ragdoll hilarity and frustration. This is a neat little game no matter who you put in as the "President" It would be pretty fun. Anybody who is looking for a fun game to waste 2-3 hours will have a good time with this one.